visualamor:

If you lose yourself, could you take me too?
Jaclyn Réhe

visualamor:

If you lose yourself, could you take me too?

Jaclyn Réhe

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theresamanchester:

“I never thought of running My feet just led the way”
Cassadaga, Florida
model Theresa Manchester, photo by Victoria Zeoli

theresamanchester:

“I never thought of running
My feet just led the way”

Cassadaga, Florida

model Theresa Manchester, photo by Victoria Zeoli

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"No kids of mine eat sorbet! You eat sherbet, prounounce it “sherbert” and wish it was ice cream!"

- Homer Simpson

Remember when people used to actually  edit their own photos instead of just using Instagram?

Remember when people used to actually  edit their own photos instead of just using Instagram?

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There is a special circle of hell reserved for all of you awful deli customers, at whom I curse under my breath as I slice your assorted disgusting products. This includes all of you that:

  • act like you’ve had a forty-five minute wait while I help another customer;
  • order more than 5 items;
  • abuse the sales by ordering something absurd like 3 pounds of ham because it’s a dollar cheaper per pound this week;
  • ask for anything shaved;
  • tell me more than once that you want your order sliced thin;
  • argue with me about the products that I either make or have familiarized myself with; 
  • order any greater quantity of Genoa than a half-pound

AND ESPECIALLY YOU, YOU GODFORSAKEN DEMONS WHO GIVE ME IDIOTIC, NONSENSICAL DIRECTIONS SUCH AS,”cut that relatively thin,” or “on the thin side,” or “not too thick.” Because it is relatively thin compared to my thumb, so that’s not helpful.  On the thin side literally means absolutely nothing. And why would I ever cut something TOO thick? The word “too” means excessively, therefore I would never just decide to cut something “too” thick because that would be thicker than anybody would want! Grr.

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chekhov:

rosa parkour

leaping over segregation

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crittercreature:

gentlemanwolfypunk:

Strip Hipstering

  • Two laptops are set up back to back
  • Players take turns playing songs
  • If the other person can name the artist, they play a song.
  • If they can’t, they must first lose an article of clothing
  • Repeat until one or both players are naked

Yay!

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funny-memes-blog:

Keyboard love

funny-memes-blog:

Keyboard love

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